Bacon & Eggs

My lovely husband doesn’t cook very often so when he does, it’s a treat! He cooked me bacon and eggs yesterday for lunch. It was pretty good, though the bacon was a bit too salty (not his fault). The eggs were perfect, however.

I like to stay out of the kitchen when my husband is cooking. He makes me nervous because he always drops stuff by accident. Not just in the kitchen, mind you. It’s just more nerve-wracking in the kitchen, what with all the breakables and pointy stuff and all.

I also prefer to be left alone in the kitchen because I’m a big control freak when I’m cooking. I want everything to be done my way or I’ll get unreasonably upset. I know that carrots would taste the same whichever way you cut it but, you know, my brain is wired funny.